The Hoe Phase

-February 1, 2017

Say what you will about hoes… Go on, say it…..

Ok, now that we’re done with that, think about how many of those hoes you know that are now happily married with children? How many successful hoes do you know?

I know many, lol. They always end up with their version of happiness, whether you agree with their previous methods, lifestyle choices or not. Being themselves led them to something; some kind of revelation and life change. And then the hoeing stops naturally, for many 😉

Now, I realize we all have different definitions lof what constitutes a hoe. Just stick with me. Am I a hoe, the reader asks? Nah, but I may have had a hoe phase in my life. A hoe phase would be for someone who is not experienced with indulging in casual sex with multiple partners within a short period of time.

See, I was a relationship girl. And still true to the heart, I am. I’m fucking loyal as a sum bitch and I’m cool AF. So yea, you could call me a pretty good girlfriend. However, my relationships never worked out and I’m still single. That’s cool because I’d rather not end up with the wrong person. Just think though, if you spend your precious and short years with just one person (in different relationships) and this person ends up being a disappointment, you end up wanting to take a step back from that serious relationship shit…just for a while.

Get some dates in, free meals and drinks, good conversations, and affection when you want it. Leave refreshed and ready to take on the world! At least until you find what works for you. Humans reveal to me that finding what works for you entails the avenue of blowing off some steam with these good (safe) dicks in the streets, ending the phase when it no longer serves you, and seeking some truth or finding your true love through this temporary hoe-dom phase of self-discovery.

Then there’s those who just want to be hoes all of their lives, we’re not talking about them. Let them hoe on in peace. I’m talking about the hoe phase as a lesson. From observations of my life and everyone else’s, here seems to be the rewards and penalties of the blessed hoe phase:

Rewards:

• It empowers you.
• It’s fun.
• You learn a lot about yourself and how men perceive you.
• You get to indulge in your desires and fantasies.
• Possibly leads you to a desirable mate.
• You learn your sexual own preferences.
• You learn about men and what they like.
• You learn not to take everything so seriously.
• You can be who you want and act how to want to act. After all, who are you trying to impress? This ain’t a serious thang.
• You have free time to take care of your shit!

Penalties:

• Dealing with detaching.
• Dealing with attaching.
• Contraception hassles and mishaps.
• Disease.
• The involvement of third parties (exes, currents, other hoes, etc.).
• Soul ties.
• Shame.
• Judgement from others.
• Adding numbers to the list.
• You’re equally responsible for hurt feelings from the lack of commitment (applies to either participant).

So what’s it gonna be toots? Which is more appealing? Life with the same old dick, not many new tricks…or dealing with the lack of commitment with these ‘friends’? If are the lucky one that escapes both realities and manages to land the ultimate dream relationship then hi fives to you! But, regardless of what circumstance you find yourself sticking with, it is wise to choose yourself at the end of each day. Remember what makes you happy and work towards it a little each day. This way, you will always be fulfilled.